Yes, you heard me right. I hate puffin crossings. Before I explain why I hate puffin crossings, you might ask, "What's a puffin crossing?" In fact, there are several types of signalised pedestrian crossings, all named after birds. The classic design is the pelican crossing, which has a button on the side near you. (All types of signalised pedestrian crossings have a button, so I shall not repeat this henceforth.) The pelican crossing also has pedestrian signals mounted high up on the opposite side of the road. There are a couple of variants of this basic design: the toucan crossing (the name is a pun on the words 'two can') has an additional signal for cyclists, while the Pegasus crossing (also known simply as an equestrian crossing) has buttons higher up for use by mounted equestrians as well as a fenced area for horses and their riders to wait. Then we come to the new-fangled abomination that is called the puffin crossing. The puffin crossing has sensors to dete...